Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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