We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Can you bring me the toilet please
I am one with the molecules
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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