just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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