ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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