So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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