I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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