i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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