at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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