your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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