So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
