I'm so fucking centered right now
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I think people are normalizing furries
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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