ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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