i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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