It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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