My nipple is on Facebook.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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