You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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