That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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