What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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