I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Do you have feelings for this penis?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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