So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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