I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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