So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and she was petting her beer can
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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