she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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