nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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