I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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