oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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