i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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