ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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