ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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