I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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