Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
