Porn is love you can see.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Randomize
