i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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