So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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