She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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