love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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