So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
