i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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