shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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