Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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