the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
