I just pynch a tree in the face
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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