it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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