He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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