just come out here and I will go home with you...
i barfeds in our rink
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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