Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
last night I used snow as a chaser
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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