the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
