She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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