I feel great
I just peed on a car
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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