I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
